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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
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photos by mike hollingshead in oklahoma of mammatus clouds, which are formed when air laden with big water droplets is carried to the top of a thunderstorm cloud whose altitude is cold enough to freeze the water droplets. the resulting crystals sink back down towards the earth, collecting at the base of the cloud before they have time to evaporate. mammatus clouds are usually only stable for a few minutes. (see also: previous cloud posts)

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Got back to NYC very late last night.  What an amazing 2 weeks it has been!! Down the East Coast, across the Gulf Coast, up through Mississippi, then back north through Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia… Such an unforgettable experience. Thank you @dimahabe for doing all the driving and for being by my side.

Trip total: 3539.1 miles.

Got back to NYC very late last night. What an amazing 2 weeks it has been!! Down the East Coast, across the Gulf Coast, up through Mississippi, then back north through Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia… Such an unforgettable experience. Thank you @dimahabe for doing all the driving and for being by my side.

Trip total: 3539.1 miles.